Swag Slap

It is when you write swag on one of your hands and slap the shit out of someone

guy 1: Yo Jimmy I'm gonna Swag Slap you

Jimmy: bring it mofo

by jswag95 November 29, 2011

That deserved a slap.

When you say something really stupid, or you are excepted to know something but you don't, a friend may exclaim that you deserve a slap for you ignorance. The phrase is usually followed by a harsh, quick, blow to the cheek. Sissy crying may follow along with a "WTF? Why'd you do that, man?"

Manda: Have you heard that new System of a Down song?
Chris: Naw, man. I don't listen to rock.
Manda: Man, that deserved a slap.
Chris: No, Manda! Please!
(Manda slaps Chris viciously)
Chris: (Cries). Damn, bloody...WTF, man?

by sflagurl25 May 24, 2005

Stuntman Slap

Where you ejaculate on your hand and slap a womens face right after it.

I must have felt like living dangerously cause I put a Stuntman Slap all up on her face.

by DR J0NES1 August 4, 2011

kick slap

When you pimp slap someone with your foot

the new Zohan movie ... when adam sandler kick slaps the suit

by brittney760 January 25, 2008

slapping the halibut

whacking off you can also stuff,skin,bake or grill your halibut

eg. 1. Grant loves slapping the halibut
2. Neal wants to have his halibut slapped

by tommywebo March 4, 2011

SLAP

IT DOSENT M EAN SLAPING SOMEBODY. IT'S WHEN SOMEONE IS ACTING DUM OR STUPID. YOU ARE KNOWN AS A SLAP.

Person #1. HEY, WHAT IS 6 TIMES 4.
Person # 2. SLAP!

by Ebony A. September 1, 2009

Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006