My brother Jabbar, an itinerant simp, would not stop bowing at the feet of the pretty Taiwanese waitresses as we traveled throughout Taiwan for our 5th wedding anniversary.
by MorRight August 11, 2022
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Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.
Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.
Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!
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Get the Sussy simp mug.Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
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by Grixiestan July 7, 2020
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by DontMakeMeLickYourNipples August 3, 2020
Get the Billy the Simp mug.Absolute shitfucks that simp for a 16 year old anime character named Izuki Midoriya AKA Deku from the anime My Hero Academia. They usually are absolute fatlards with a deku bodypillow and they live in an apartment complex in anaheim. In rare cases, they can be skinny/built and claim to be a DS(deku simp), but usually are just all might fans, other times the DS are anorexic and are watching their 88th rerun of MHA with their severely cumstained deku body pillow. Most also claim to be lgbtq and prove it by making shitty fanart of deku with a 20 inch horsecock railing another male character in the show, other times is by getting sent 25 letters a day by their absent father, all saying why he should have put the DS on a washcloth.
Carmen winstead is an absolute deku simp, that’s her father left! We should also put her down a sewer drain
by Jackinator84 June 12, 2022
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