Shoe-gazing

Obsessively shopping for shoes online that you know you will not buy. *but probably will buy*

“I went Shoe-Gazing on JustFab today and found the cutest boots”

by KrawTheBirdKing January 9, 2021

Goblin-shoes

Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.

Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)

by Oakleigh’s January 16, 2022

shoe

Cap= lie

Shoe= truth

Naw that’s cap man
NO ITS SHOE!!

by Foodbaddie527 January 15, 2021

Clown Shoes

about a size 23

Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"

by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011

Quadrilateral Shoe

The right answer

Kid: Mrs. Katie what’s the answer to 2+3
Teacher: 5 is the quadrilateral shoe

by WombatBonnieGM January 18, 2023

Shoes off

A geordie saying for feeling randy

I’m shoes off me

by Newcastleman123 November 28, 2021

Supreme big shoe

Supreme big shoe is a giant nob and he has a small penis. Unlike big shoe, Supreme big shoe has an ego bigger than his pp.

Supreme big shoe: I'm the greatest, you're nob Cat god: cringe

by LiamIsNotMe March 8, 2021