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Communist Queef

A queef while a girl is on her period.
« She did a fat communist queef »
by KnightPug July 17, 2019
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Queef

A trash Player Or “bot
by SUPERJIZZBAKA May 30, 2021
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Queef cam

Usually when a human being/ object of choice takes a video of a queef in action. Videos could be taken either in slow motion, or normal speed. Filters are usually added to these bundles of joy.
"Oh my lord do you see that?! That man is taking a queef cam of the two adults doing the honkey tonk! Good golley how I love queef cams.They are my fetish. I must go now."
by Piercethedank_memes June 25, 2016
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Queef Louraine

Queef Louraine is when you fart into a female's vagina, to which she then fanny farts it into your mouth.

Not to be mistaken with Quiche Louraine!
"Girls, so like i was with Tome last night and we did the Queef Louraine, it was so hot!"
by ManBabby June 17, 2018
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Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra
John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit
by Juvan dudlus September 1, 2019
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Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
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