Leaden Paralysis

being depressed to the point that you feel as if your limbs are weighted down

Joe: After Jane broke up with Jason he said he didn't feel like he could get off his couch for days.
Tom: Oh, yeah sounds like a classic case of leaden paralysis.

by tom_humdrum July 28, 2021

SURVIVAL PARALLEX

A perplexing reference condition where your SURVIVAL is divided into purpose within the same EVENT which is they are saving you TO survive TO DIE or go to PRISON OR survive TO LIVE in CONFUSION and eventually FACE PHYSICAL CASTRATION front and back.

It is a scary condition for some people as they are caught everyday in a SURVIVAL PARALLEX which is quite a FUCKING of one's EXISTENCE.

by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021

sale paralysis

The act of becoming incapable to make a decision or act upon sales due to feeling overwhelmed

I got so many promotional emails on Black Friday and had sale paralysis so I bought nothing.

by Smohr7 November 28, 2021

fashion paralysis

An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit

For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable

by Sir. B December 5, 2021

blue pearl

She's a little shit who relies on her friends too much and does nothing by herself

Person A- Have you heard about Blue Pearl? She's soooo cool.
Person B- Never speak to me again you hoe.

Person A- Ew, I hate Blue Pearl.
Person B- Agreed.

by Hwhhshsbsb January 3, 2022

Oyster pearl

The act of putting a testicle into a woman’s vagina.

Bro I hooked up with Brittany last night. And gave her an oyster pearl!

by Broseid March 4, 2022

Juliet Pearl

Juliet Pearl is a selfless daughter. She is willing to sacrifice her wants for the betterment of the people around her. She is responsible and beautiful. She loves to hang out with her friends and just talk about their journey. She has a sense of motherhood that everyone around her wants to depend on her. She doubts what future she will have, but for sure it will be the one she always prays for. She is deep to talk to, will listen to you, and won't tolerate your misbehavior. She is frank but not in the sense of hurting you but in a sense of allowing you to see; what you did was wrong. Juliet Pearl, you are one of a kind.

Girl 1: I've heard Juliet Pearl sacrifice her dream for the people she cherish.
Girl 2: Yeah, I've heard it too.

Boy 1: I think I'm in love, she is so selfless and caring.
Girl 1: I know right. I hope she gets what she deserved.

by prlmn! March 6, 2022