paper clip

A thing that you use to clip your motherfucking paper.

average joe: hey man do you think you can clip that motherfucking paper together with that other paper?
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world

by journytou February 17, 2020

Toilet Paper

I haven't heard of that in months

"Bro wheres the toilet paper"
"Idk man I haven't heard of that in such a long time, you can get some sandpaper though"

by Tsyoogi April 7, 2020

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

silver paper

Another name for Aluminium Foil

Steve, suck my balls, but I'll wrap them in silver paper first

by Shaunisasexoffender July 23, 2021

Lemer paper

Lemer paper is another name for "scratch paper" or "scribble paper" and is often used by old (or old appearing) math tutors, teachers and professors, or by people in education in general. The term is pronounced roughly as "lima paypa" or "limmuh paypa".

I need some lemer paper to do my calculations on, do you have any?

by anonymous July 25, 2024

Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.

Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

Paper

Weed money

Yo Bolo you got some paper for the sesh tonight?

by vertzreese17 April 5, 2019