That deserved a slap.

When you say something really stupid, or you are excepted to know something but you don't, a friend may exclaim that you deserve a slap for you ignorance. The phrase is usually followed by a harsh, quick, blow to the cheek. Sissy crying may follow along with a "WTF? Why'd you do that, man?"

Manda: Have you heard that new System of a Down song?
Chris: Naw, man. I don't listen to rock.
Manda: Man, that deserved a slap.
Chris: No, Manda! Please!
(Manda slaps Chris viciously)
Chris: (Cries). Damn, bloody...WTF, man?

by sflagurl25 May 24, 2005

Gandhi-Slap

– gahn-dee slap verb (used with object)

To strike sharply, especially with the open hand to someone who Gandhi, he himself, would even slap. This person is of extensive annoyance and or agitation and does not know when to "shut the fuck up".

Molly: annoying blah blahblahblah blah blahblah blahblah blah.
Dylon: If you don't shut up I will Gandhi-Slap you into next week.

by SummerSessions@DSP March 7, 2011

dandy slap

to use one's penis to slap another man's penis

'Tom was drank piss last night, so I dandy slapped him and then shat on his shoes'

by Tom's Sister August 26, 2007

kick slap

When you pimp slap someone with your foot

the new Zohan movie ... when adam sandler kick slaps the suit

by brittney760 January 25, 2008

Stuntman Slap

Where you ejaculate on your hand and slap a womens face right after it.

I must have felt like living dangerously cause I put a Stuntman Slap all up on her face.

by DR J0NES1 August 4, 2011

SLAP

IT DOSENT M EAN SLAPING SOMEBODY. IT'S WHEN SOMEONE IS ACTING DUM OR STUPID. YOU ARE KNOWN AS A SLAP.

Person #1. HEY, WHAT IS 6 TIMES 4.
Person # 2. SLAP!

by Ebony A. September 1, 2009

Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006