Throw the Cat

A simple solution for all problems in life.

Person 1: Why wont you watch Coraline with me.
Person 2: Fine, just tell me one good lesson I could get from it!
Person 1: When all else fails... THROW THE CAT!!! >:D

by Creeper Jones August 28, 2009

swing a cat

It derives from the British Royal Navy when the punishment of whipping with a cat of nine tails was administered on the poop or upper deck of a ship as on the main decks below there wasn't room to swing a cat

i.e. a confined space may be defined as not having enough room to swing a cat

by Bob Ventham May 4, 2008

clarkey cat

A narcotic frequently mentioned in the satire television programme "Brass Eye"

"have you got any clarkey cat? I don't want to end up on a quack handle"

by John-O October 4, 2003

Cat Flaps

The under belly of all cats. There are usually two distinct flaps between their back left and right legs. They are noticeable while strolling. They usually become larger as the cat gets older and/or fatter.

Caroline fed her young cat Seymour so frequently that his cat flaps eventually became so large that they dragged on the floor whilst walking.

by planetsleeep January 28, 2010

Ginger Cat

A Ginger Cat is a orangish redish cat that is often seen hiding in the darkness or eating children. These cats have no souls or regard for anything.

"Man, I'm glad I threw that Ginger Cat off that bridge!"

by LockDown August 20, 2013

Gagging The Cat

Female , knuckles deep , finger banging at its best.

I came home and found ma hoe gagging the cat. It was then I knowed my nookie done been had.

by Lung November 9, 2008

Lazy Cat

A Lazy cat is used to describe lazy people who are usually messy, "sick", and offensive.

Mom: Michele, please clean your room.

Michele: FINE! *put the empty coke can in the freezer* Okay! I'm done!

Mom: *sigh* You are such a LAZY CAT!

by dictionarymaster7576 March 12, 2011