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Hangey down thing

What Greg calls male genetalia
Protect your hangey down thing
by Greg's terms June 7, 2018
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This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it
“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things
by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018
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Most annoying and irritating thing ever.

School is the most annoying and irritating thing ever.
by  October 8, 2022
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all things meerut

All Things Meerut is an awesome social media platform for Meerut. You get to know of cool stuff happening in town and you can also promote your business with them.
All things meerut is a must-follow account on Instagram!
by All things meerut November 23, 2021
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The neck thing

A strange manoeuvre performed by a person in which they obstruct the blood in their carotid artery using their thumb and index finger whilst cradling their chin with their hand.
Example 1: Jaydyn: Look at that guy, he’s doing the neck thing! Haha

Alex: Haha yes that is funny. Look at him

Example 2:

Amanda: What’s he doing with his neck?

Craig: That’s the neck thing. It helps with glandular fever apparently.
by DanglyGuy May 12, 2025
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Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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