myspace whore

basically a fucking prima donna on MYSPACE.com with thousands upon thousands of MYSPACE friends, usually a chic that think she's to fuckin good for everybody and when you comment those fuckin whores they dont hit you back or nothing .."fucking bitches!! grr" basically dont add them because you just become a number on their list to make them appear "special"..

Billy: hey man dont you know that myspace whore Sally67kon myspace?

Bobby: yeah who doesnt maaaan

Billy: i left that bitch a comment yesterday that asked her a fucking question and when she logged in today she didnt comment me back..that fucking myspace whore

by jack-son January 8, 2009

mystic mocha

A cocoa goddess. She's got moves and she knows how to use them. When she gets a hold of some skittles you know that there will be danger. She's into groping and she loves to share a bed with a jew. She likes to bounce up on it at 2AM after drinking somePina Coladas and gettin her African Swerve on.

"Oh thats hot! That Mystic Mocha knows what she wants and she takes it! She takes it!"

by Baby Jew May 28, 2009

Myspace Stalker

Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.

They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.

They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.

Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"

Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"

by llegoz October 16, 2009

Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.

My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.

by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

Mystical Elf Creature

one who has long, beautiful hair and lives in the forest of Illegashia, helping Corbin hadley make it through the hard times in life.

Did the mystical elf creature go to the Justin Beiber concert last thursday?

by princess cour cour September 10, 2010

Myspace

An ancient, long-lost website that once ruled the web thousands of years ago.

To find our current dictator, see facebook

Fact:
If you search 'Myspace' on google, all the results will be links to Facebook.

by Name removed by the NSA December 12, 2013

Mysteriology

The study and investigation of unsolved mysteries

He's researching U.F.O's,he's interested in Mysteriology

by M.A Saber January 4, 2015