Blank minded

People often feel like their minds and their bodies are in different places. Far from an exotic experience. Many times, people's minds seem to go “somewhere else” so attention becomes disconnected from perception, and people's minds wander to times and places removed from the current environment. At other times, however, people's minds may seem to go nowhere at all—they simply disappear

Today I felt blank minded

by Jsjsbdjdj March 19, 2021

Miss Bratty Mind

A girl who is a spoiled brat

She wears too many pink and fancy clothes and thinks she is better than everyone

Boy: Hey! Miss Bratty Mind!
Spoiled brat: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME MISS BRATTY MIND
Boy: becuz ur a spoiled brat

Spoiled brat: SHUT UP BITCHH!! I'M THE BEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL!!🤬🤬🤬

by Princess Karen January 17, 2022

Mind Cast

Like a "brain dump" but more purposeful and specific.

What was your plan for event invitees? This is my mind cast:
- Create invites
- Assign salespeople to industries
- Set an expected number of invites sent by X date

- All non-responded invites followed up within seven days
- Final number collated in four week
Sound okay?

by KnightSmithJones March 19, 2023

Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"

I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023

hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies

what we should start calling boobies

"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"

by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022

Mind Connect Gang

When two or more individuals thoughts are connected subliminally. Usually enhanced by hallucinogens.

Quis: (tripping out on acid)
Quis: (see's traintracks floating in sky)
Diggs: Train Tracks!
Quis: The fuck, I was just thinking about train tracks.
Diggs: Mind Connect Gang....
Quis: (mind blown)

by chicochapa July 30, 2021

Fast Mind

A hot ass rapper in WA

"Yo you seen that fine ass rapper on tiktok?"
"You mean Fast Mind???"

by scaredrat March 12, 2023