Mexican Scrabble

When playing the board game Scrabble using overly simple, beginner's English words, like "cat", "home", "hi", "shoe", etc. Generally this is a result of low skill level or poor vocabulary.

Jake: (After counting up points at the end of the game) "Okay, final score is 254 points for me and 113 points for you. Looks like I just kicked your ass."

Dustin: "Damn.. I must have been playing Mexican Scrabble"

Jake: "No kidding, your biggest word was 'and'."

by superbre February 28, 2009

Greasy mexican

A geographic area of mexico.

My best friend goes to Baskin Robins where José, a greasy mexican, often serves him.

by Thomas cowboy E June 13, 2018

Mexican Cooler

A plastic Walmart or grocery bag filled with beer and ice. Tie the ends together.

I did not have my cooler for the tailgate, so I made a quick Mexican cooler.

by dudinsk August 17, 2009

mexican buffet

A term commonly used buy mullet wearing, dickbag construction workers to describe a Porta-John and it's contents.

Hey, Rocco hold my hammer while I go and use the Mexican Buffet. That pimento cheese sandwich gave me the shits.

by Jupiter SacKFace February 6, 2010

Mexican iPod

A cassette player - Most likely stolen or bought at a flee market for less then 20 pesos ($2 USD).

Amigo, you must have the most ghettotastic Mexican iPod I've ever seen! I know Jose, it even has an FM radio!

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

mexican roulette

Russian roulette played with 6 bullets instead of 1.

Unload a few of these bullets from the chamber Alfonso, I don't feel like a round of Mexican roulette.

by LittleQuail August 26, 2011

Mexican Prison

When you cup a pussy in your hand without putting any fingers inside. Much like some maximum security Mexican prisons, where no guards are actually inside the prison walls, they only secure the perimeter.

Her "oh honey, not tonight, I'm on my rag."

Him "how about a mexican prison and a blowjob?"

Her "You read my mind. You are so sensitive."

by The Muff Marauder May 14, 2011