Jump

A way to tell someone to kill themselves whilst bypassing TikTok community guidelines, as many phrases like “kys” and “commit suicide” are censored.

Typically used in response to offensive commenters or rage bait.

user59030992884: “that girl deserved to be assaulted”
jessicaslays_04: “jump”

by yallseethisshit October 6, 2024

Jump shot

When you pull your dick out of your pants but let your shirt hang down over it. You then ask your friends if they want to see your jump shot, at which point you raise up to take a basketball shot, thus raising your shirt and exposing your meat stick.

Also works with “Do you want to see my golf swing?”

Cliff’s jump shot looked like Michael Jordan’s but with a smaller cock

by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023

Jump boom

Being inconsiderate and uncommitted to a relationship w/ a girl and doing the posterized pose in basketball while you’re at it

Why are you jump booming me?!?

by Minionluvrr3000 March 24, 2023

Jumping for the beef

Refers to making high risk but high reward decisions.
Comes from Evbo’s Minecraft YT series “Parkour Civilization” where noobs in the civilization are forced to choose between making an easy jump for raw chicken or a more difficult jump for raw beef (which fills your hunger bar more) instead.

“Why is he jumping for the beef?”
- Parkour noob while watching another parkour noob fall into the void after missing the beef jump.

by A person125 November 30, 2024

Bungee-jump

The action of holding one down and allowing the accumulation of spitale to hang in opponents face before retracting at the last moment.

I'm going to bungee-jump you after school.

by Aaron Kwicke August 25, 2017

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017

jumping retard

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

by jerryaayyyy March 8, 2009