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Jordanized 

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized
Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized
Jordanized by Zarthle January 19, 2017
A really weird/strange guy that you can't help but love.
Girl 1: Don't you just love Jordan?
Girl 2: How could you not?
Jordan by Carrot... January 29, 2017
Zoe
Carly (that's an 8th grader)
Chech
Martina
Natalia
Kayla F
Jordan is a fucking whore.
Jordan by TJVan February 1, 2017

jordan iversen 

Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence
Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.

Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
jordan iversen by Jsjsbdhxjdbd February 13, 2017
A very kind girl who loves to play. And a girl who dress good and is a good friend to Kiara Beale. 😍
Jourden is a good friend of Kiara 😘
jourden by Ke'Shone June 18, 2018

jordan cross 

This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.
Jordan cross is that nigga you can't keep ya spouse around.
jordan cross by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017