Jade forde

Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.

A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.

"Are you okay?"

"Fine"

"Okay then"

'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'

"Nobody likes 'jade forde'

by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014

Jade Mccgovern

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.

Have you seen that Jade Mccgovern, who would date her?

by nooo nameee April 6, 2015

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Jade widdows

Jade loves anal, if you want abit see her and just give a wink, she'll be on you in 10 seconds however due to previous experiences her anal cavity is extrimly loose. Also she loves abit of pink sock. Her vagina stinks of prawn cocktail crisps, trust me I would know 👍

Your so JADE WIDDOWS

by Maxie9966 August 21, 2016

Jadem

She's a real bitch who sucks major dick

"That Jadem over there, she's such a bitch!"

by Jademm December 12, 2016

jade howard

Jade Howard is perfect even though jade Howard's can be a slut at times she makes up for it by being a beast in bed

Person 1:Damnnnnnn jade Howard's fucked me

Person 2:wait me too...

by jadetheonisionlover February 14, 2017

jade tucker

Jade tucker is a unique emo girl whos very nice sassy but stands up for what believes is right and never lets anybody bully her friends especially her best friend morgan

Woah she is pretty tough
Bet shes a jade tucker

by Jade Tucker March 6, 2017