Irish Fleshlight

The act of drilling a hole in a potato and using it for male masturbation if needed use ale or beer as lubricant

O'Hurlihan: Oh boy'o I was so lonely last night I had to use an Irish Fleshlight

by SquashFox May 11, 2016

Irish barbedwire

An impenetrable forcefield of pubic hair surrounding the anus of an irish-man which makes them unrapeable in a jail setting .

If it wasn't for my irish barbedwire last night would have ended badly.

by Irishcdm14 June 16, 2017

Dirty Irish Twins

Half-Siblings born within a year of each other, who have only share one parent.

"Trisha and Kristy are Dirty Irish Twins"

"They're both 24, I thought they were just twins."

"Nah, they have the same daddy and two different mama's, Trisha turns 25 this week and Kristy turns 25 next month."

by Asymmetrical May 28, 2022

irish yoga

when after a long night of drinking, you find yourself slumped over, in a ball, leaning over a table, facedown in a pile of mud, or doing anything resembling a popular yoga pose.

"man did you see him last night? he got soooo crazy, hes so good at irish yoga"

by alehandro morvian March 18, 2013

Oll Irish mud pot

When multiple people have diarrhea into a females Vagina then eat the diarrhea like it's soup

Sorry I couldn't come over last night I was performing an oll Irish mud pot.

by Josiah the 5th December 9, 2019

Irish Potato Chip

The act of jerking off on a woman's back and letting it dry, then peeling it off her back and feeding it to her chip by chip.

Jen was hungry after a good fuck, so Tom gave her some Irish Potato Chips.

by Mr raunchy October 25, 2016

irish baby birding

The act of chewing up food and spitting it directly into a friend's anus. Usually because your friend is too drunk or sick to swallow their own food.

Also applies to helping a friend get drunk by spitting booze directly into their anus.

Hes been real sick, we've all had to take turns Irish baby birding his food since it hurts him too much to swallow.

by snowbow April 10, 2019