morning sanchez

Getting fucked over by the lazy locomotive engineer.

Damn that engineer hates us. He just gave us the morning Sanchez treatment.

by Warlock_the_awesome March 24, 2024

Five Mornings at Freddy’s

A series that will not come out.

Yo this game is like Five Mornings at Freddy’s

by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

morning

Period from 6:00 AM to 11:59 AM.

Morning.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020

Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.

Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!

by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014

Morning Live

Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again

by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024