The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.
by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009
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by tHe_BaZ January 24, 2013
You're about to get owned by your teacher
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by Whinni the pooh October 29, 2020
darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.
matt: so you can your own peaches?
darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.
matt: so you can your own peaches?
darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.
by geelbooyair December 20, 2011