Paper-Weight

A fat girl that marries someone from another country for the sole purpose of him getting his citizenship papers.

"Aisha got married to a guy from Canada so he can get his citizenship papers, she's such a paper-weight."

by alpinegh March 16, 2016

No Paper

When someone has no money; A person that’s broke

Damn, Brandon Machin actually has no paper, what a shame!

by mr.nopaper February 21, 2025

Paper towel rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022

paper

Used to cover rock.

Paper beats rock.

by Cal.55 November 18, 2022

pushing through the paper

When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.

Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!

by cupramen April 20, 2018

paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

by don vonjovi November 4, 2013