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Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.
Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
mugGet the Michael's housemug.

House Whore

Someone you're sexing that stays home, cleans, and cooks, but not because you have a child together and before you're married.

(Unisex)
I hope my house whore has the house clean when I come home.
by sailBOAT4eva November 14, 2020
mugGet the House Whoremug.

House water

Potable drinking water supply into a residential or commercial buildings, primarily used for drinking and sanitary needs, and industrial applications and appliances; quality can vary greatly by region.
The house water in a large hotel consists of potable water serves the boiler, water filters, water softeners, showers, restaraunts, industrial ice makers, etc.
by btracyd May 11, 2015
mugGet the House watermug.

travis house

A place where people get fucked and beaten
by Kermit the frog December 14, 2016
mugGet the travis housemug.

house basher

An electrician who only wires up house's.
This house basher could never make more than $35 an hour
by Japorah July 1, 2023
mugGet the house bashermug.

Wash House

The place where you wash ur shit at. Like ur clothes and shit. not a laundromat. ( no one says laundromat. It don't make no damn sense) .
We gonna go to the wash house? I ain't got no quarters or no dolla bills
by Katheart July 23, 2017
mugGet the Wash Housemug.

house owner

House owner is a minecraft player who plays with skydoesminecraft
Dude did you see the new house owner map
by Apple1255 May 7, 2017
mugGet the house ownermug.

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