cutest human ever

a person whose name starts with l, ends with a and there are a, u and r in the middle

oh look at that beauty! ah ofc it’s laura, the cutest human ever

by lokididnotdie October 20, 2018

fertilized human egg

the new form of child pornography...

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

by spiker369 March 5, 2009

Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dimensional binary scale to regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded imbalance -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" are acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imbalance, it would have to fail. So additionally, a continuous highly sklled effort to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are basically done only in two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok -- not to question. No question to prove, or disprove, and thus in error was accepted. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up human ways are being continuously done -- the fool is fooled over and over again.

See also: Real Up Human

John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive and maintain his fucked up existance.

by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

human chronological erosion

chronologically induced etching away of physical attributes, skills and mental capacities.

he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion

she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.

This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013

human catherine wheel

When you have the need to vomit and expulse diarrhoea at the same time and are unable to know which way to face the toilet.

I've been up all night being sick and having diarrhoea- I'm like a human Catherine wheel.

by S-Jayx March 5, 2016

Human Praying Mantis

Elyse. A freakishly long specimen.

Troy: “did you see that praying mantis today?!”

Gertrude: “are you serious?! That was Elyse’”
A praying mantis is very long, like Elyse, the human praying mantis.

by konichiwa69 November 14, 2019