[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo

by The Robin December 3, 2009

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Ur parents homo

A hypothetical insult so powerful that upon usage will create a seismic blast that collapses the fabric of reality and destroying the universe and maybe a few others

Bob: Ur parents homo
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*

by A Big Fat Failure. July 2, 2021

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No homo in reality means no homosexuality, meaning you didn't intent the word to be taken in a homosexual way. No homo can also mean No! Homo! Which is when the meaning is taken homosexually by a gay man and attracts them, and No! Homo! is used to ward them off.

Man 1: Dude this basketball is so hard, these are the types of balls I like.
Man 2: Woah! No homo right?
Man 1: Yeah! No homo.

Example 2
Kid: I really like long italian sausages! No homo

Example 3
Kanye West: How you can go from bein' Joe Blow to everybody on yo' dick no homo.

Example 4
Eminem: All you lil' faggots can suck it, No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets!

by TheMainOneAndOnlyBigD June 11, 2013

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