"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
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While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
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