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Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.
My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.
by bigspence April 6, 2019
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Google

How bored do you have to be to search up Google on Urban Dictionary unless you used Yahoo or some shit like that to look up "urban dictionary" then I think you know what Google is
Google somthing you should know about
by Sploofy April 8, 2019
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googled

what you type in the search bar on google
i just googled it came up with this
by bandlisteneronly April 9, 2019
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bystander Google-search

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.
Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.
by QuacksO April 15, 2019
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google

A search engine used for 12-16-year-olds to look up porn

xvideos
pornhub
xnxx
hey bro lets look at www.pornhub.com use google

furry porn (searches in pornhub sight)
by STIFF NOGER April 15, 2019
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“Call Google”

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
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google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.
-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.
by Mickdeca August 16, 2019
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