dylan

he is the gayest human alive that u will ever meet.

"hey did u see dylan yesterday?"

"no why?"

"because he was smashing my dad"

by a not human entity December 19, 2019

Dylan Mahan

Dylan Mahan is world wide known hacker. He has many cyber crimes and war crimes. He started hacking in 2018 as the Handle “Botplayer15”. He loves a girl named lionheart, he’s obsessed.

Dylan mahan is cool

by AquaGenocide December 23, 2019

Dylan Sims

Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims

I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis

by Dylan Sims March 27, 2019

Luka Dylan John Jarvis

Shorter than a hagenisse

Luka Dylan John Jarvis

by SNobben33 April 1, 2019

Dylanism

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

by Juicenugget April 1, 2019

Dylan Brandon Carrillo

A Very Epic libtard that Loves Fortnite and gets 20 kills a game because he is Epic

Oh My Fucking God, He is a Dylan Brandon Carrillo

by Alabama Nibba April 9, 2019

Dylan

A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.

L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?

J(-: No, tell me???

L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.

J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan

by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 9, 2019