Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

pissy driving

Australian term, meaning drove home drunk!

"There is no taxi around, so I guess I am going to have to do some pissy driving to get home from the pub tonight."

by An Australian September 15, 2014

drive and chill

One who is watching drive with a female friend who then proceed to get shwifty

Me and a friend of my wanted to drive and chill but I didn't look like Ryan gosling

by OPOG420 October 2, 2017

Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.

Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!

by Tacobell_Lords October 31, 2022

Drive By

Farting whilst walking on a pedestrian crossing so when the car moves the fart gets sucked into the winds/aircon

Man- Bro I’ve been holding in this fart, I’m going to do a drive by
Friend- fuck yeah gets this old bitch in the car

by Hugh jnutz November 9, 2021

Taco drive

When you risk getting a DWI driving to get some strret tacos because you're so high and you have the munchies.

I'm hungry and high, I'll risk the DWI and go on a Taco drive.

by Seogre April 8, 2023

sponge drive

One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.

cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive

"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."

by subpixel April 25, 2009