Bush-man disease

This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce

Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.

by Dirty Dick Dale October 16, 2018

dyson disease

Dysons Disease, When a long term partner stops giving oral sex and complains about everything.

Darrens wife has dyson disease, she`s stopped sucking and started whining!

by socket5c July 19, 2024

squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 17, 2017

Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease

Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease(DBM Disease) is what you get when you make out with someone who has recently had made contact with a butthole with their lips, or made out with someone who has DBM

Tyler: " yo Trevor did you hear Ricky made out with Carly"
Trevor: "yeah i heard she been eating ahh so now he got that Dihh Buhh Mouth Disease og"

by Dick156 February 17, 2025

FMTM Disease

A very rare disorder that causes the male penis to enlarge by an inch every night

I must have FMTM Disease cause every time I measure it's an inch bigger!

by Crazyguy9976 July 20, 2014

Peralta disease

It’s that addicting sweet spot where every second without them feels too long.You can’t go more than an hour without needing their presence—because when you're hooked, every minute apart is pure torture

Oh , you only hooked up twice and your already cracked out ? You have peralta disease so bad .

by Kitbits June 3, 2025

Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019