Crotch Hex

noun

see also: booty-boss, sex-sway, ladydick-domination, labia-leadership, clit-control

Definition: A term used to describe the seemingly magical and inexplicable control a woman gains over a man after engaging in coitus.

"Charlie can't come out tonight, Lucy is using her crotch hex to keep him home"

by Je77a July 25, 2022

Frosted Crotch

The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.

Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!

by Day of the Dead May 24, 2011

Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

Crotch Bonus

Little bits of leftover klingons when one does not shower well.

She and I went to a hotel and showered preparing for wild sex and when I was going down on her I found some crotch bonuses.

by Fooledbybeauty September 20, 2018

crotch syrup

the liquid produced by a male following stimulation of the crotch area

she just loves to the crotch syrup

by MarkieMarkOG December 20, 2013

crotch pocket

Woman's Anatomy; vagina

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.

Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

by queinteresante September 5, 2011