Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

Crotch rocket

A queen so hard it shoots you in the air.

My queen was so hard it felt like a crotch rocket.

by Crotch rocket May 20, 2022

lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men

That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show

by Witch rider July 1, 2024

Cherry Crotch

Another version of moose knuckle AKA male camel toe. When a male's pants are too tight and it splits their balls, causing a bulge in their crotch, resembling a pair of cherries.

Woah guy, fix that cherry crotch!

by f_ire_Ball_69 June 9, 2021

crotch rob

To take someone else's crotch without consent, in a sexual manner.

"I am going to crotch rob the shit out of you!"

by Kimbalikessimba February 21, 2013

Toxic crotch

A vaginal odor that is the likes of rotting flesh or has the stench of the green & yellow custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.

'Bro she got that Toxic Crotch yo!!! You wouldn't catch me going down on that girl in this life or the next.

by Half G March 1, 2019