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dude child

when Emma gets your attention at lunch saying, “dude child,” proceeded by “listen up,”
by yourgenderqueergal November 18, 2019
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childe

the sexiest Fatui harbinger and the hottest ginger to ever walk this earth and a character I will pull. When you see him in all his blue-eyed majestic glory you will faint because even though he has a hydro vision he is very hot.
your friend: yo is that childe over there?
you: c-childe!~ *comes*
by childeswife September 28, 2021
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Child

A grown adult that thinks they understand something, when In actuality they are clueless.

This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.

And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.

He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!

Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
by Dairo11 October 22, 2022
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Starter-Child

When a couple buys a pet dog together.
Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.
by ActuallyMike September 16, 2016
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Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
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baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see
(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!
by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013
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child slave

child slavery is also known as school, should not be legal, it's often excused of being edecation, but it's far worse.
yo bro wanna come see my new child slave I just copped yesterday, it's down in my basement
by homoalphamale January 6, 2022
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