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Douche Cake

An entity that is so full of the quintessential essence of a douche that if the following recipe were followed:
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.
Rave is such a douche cake for shutting the server down for a stupid forum game.
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debbie cake

a snack cake that people joke about with fat people
"man dont worry that fat boys first love was debbie cake!"
by Taylor22 July 23, 2006
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bunt cake

"Mmmmmmm granma... that is sure some fine bunt cake"


"Damn bitch! Back that bunt cake on up."
by Fizzledizzle February 29, 2004
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Pound Cake

Another word for a woman who would typically be referred to as a whore. Use of this word derives from the overkill of the word "whore."
Background information: Women love being referred to desserts. If you call a woman a pound cake to her face, she will think it is sweet while you are just calling her a whore. See example.
Use of whore:
Boy: {Insert Girl's Name}, you're a WHORE!
Girl: (Gasp!) I AM NOT!!!! {slaps Boy across face}

Use of pound cake:
Boy: {Insert Girl's Name}, you're such a pound cake.
Girl: Awww, {Insert Boy's Name}, you're so sweet {commence smile and hug followed by later actions}
by SxE JFB March 7, 2013
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Cake Day

The day marking the anniversary of Marie Antoinette's death by guillotine on October 16, 1793. It is celebrated by the making and consumption of large, elaborate, and ostentatious cakes that are shared with all, especially peasants.
Hey everyone, it's Oct. 16th, come have some of this fabulous cake that I made to celebrate Cake Day!
by T. Flame October 16, 2013
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cum cakes

I was hungry, so I ate some cum cakes.
by Slut ho September 22, 2003
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carrot cake

a "ginger" or "gingy" kid who has been cursed with red hair and lots of freckles. these kids often resemble carrot cake, because of its orange colour and unappealing taste.
naomi, "why does jordan milner remind me so much of carrot cake?"

kailey, "beacause he IS a carrot cake!, hes a ginger!

naomi (to jordan milner), "hi carrot cake!"

(jordan does a little ginger grunt)
by naoomi davies, November 6, 2007
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