It wasn't bad enough you had a half boner behind my back, I had to find out from dan, who couldn't wait to rub it in my face.
by franths puthies November 25, 2008
The sport of utilizing one's boner to vault over obstacles. Same as Pole Vaulting except for the use of your own Boner to complete the vault.
by Whistling Dixie October 28, 2010
by Johnstockton October 02, 2009
He's a dude who once got a boner while wearing sweat pants in public. He claims he wasn't aroused, but he's full of shit. Hence, anyone who has a constant erection shall be called 'Joe Boner.'
by Fatboy Giueseppe June 09, 2012
When a new guy in soccer is so excited to kick the ball they kick it as hard as they can out of the field.
Guy 1: aww man, that kid over there has a huge leg boner.
Guy 2: I know, stupid noobs, they piss me off.
Guy 3: I remember my first leg boner, but I was 5 so its all good.
Guy 2: I know, stupid noobs, they piss me off.
Guy 3: I remember my first leg boner, but I was 5 so its all good.
by ytryf7 October 31, 2011
When a really long turd protrudes from the butt. The turd is not released; the tension on the end of the turd exerted by the sphincter is enough so that the turd maintains its protrusion without breaking off or being retracted. This creates a silhouette of an erection, where the turd resembles the shaft and the buttcheeks resemble the balls. A butt boner.
by yaolinglingjiu December 23, 2011
by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013