Mashing the Banana

a term used to describe the act of vigorously stroking the penis at a pace that generates a ‘mashing’ sensation. Also closely related to 'mashin the nana'.

Hey, where'd Cody go?
He's off Mashing the Banana no doubt.

by tripppers October 24, 2011

Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.

Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*

by xWhatDa April 27, 2023

Banana Box

A term for a promiscuous lady or someone who 'dates' a lot of men.

"I saw the secretary out with two different guys this weekend." "Yeah, she's a real Banana Box."

by ScotyTooHottie December 12, 2022

Banana Picker

A derogatory name for a Guatemalan, especially one of Native Descent

You damn Banana Picker! All you do is laze around and pick Bananas!

by Intellectual42069 July 7, 2022

Banana Girl

Chavvy bitches who wear orange makeup, handbags up to their armpits and enjoy pop music. They don't understand life because their parents have way too much money, and they're often attention seeking only children. Usually found in groups of 2 or 7. Commonly named Emily.

Emily: omg i cant stop looking at myself and making strange faces as i take selfies.
Normal human: Shes a massive banana girl.

by Jablehb June 15, 2022

What's on the banana

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock

Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright

by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

Windshield Banana

Telling someone your a down to fornicate.

Gilby left me a windshield banana. Should I text him?

by DarthHammy89 October 28, 2022