Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.

Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome

by Hippiechef July 25, 2016

Bágel

A socially acceptable term to describe a ladies vagina, sometimes more specifically referring to the actual hole. Similar to the name of a popular food in both appearance and sound, Bágel is pronounced with an appropriate HARD "a". Suitable for use within both work and social environments, the word is literally an all round sucess.

"I want you to butter my bágel"
"Fill my bágel"
"When Suzanne sat down I saw her bágel!"

by barbiehorror July 26, 2016

baged milk

What most Canadians drink including jwags

I'm jwags I like baged milk

by Gfttcft November 22, 2016

Bagel Sect

A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.

"Dude, I just visited the Bagel Sect and..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by Snoopish December 4, 2016

Baer

When your bae is also your teddybear

Im gonna visit my baer for some netflix and chill

by Paulatoetje December 5, 2016

baderasser

When things are just way baderasser then just bad ass

That's baderasser.

by apascopoet March 31, 2017

Bagel

Bitch

She is a bagel for hooking-up with my ex.

by The Bagel Maker April 2, 2017