Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
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Sugar Zombie

What you turn in to when you've had too much sugar but feel like you need more to live.
Symptoms include: Hugging strangers, moaning loudly and laughing at inanimate objects.
We had so much sugar at the sleepover, we turned into sugar zombies. You wouldn't happen to have any sweets, would you?
by popcornpsychic August 13, 2011
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Sugar Zombie

Sugar Zombie & Sugar Zombie’s are registered copyright protected words and phrases.

A Sugar Zombie is a hybrid human/zombie. Based on the Comic Book “Sugar Zombies 10ZA“
Sugar Zombie(s) have been around since 2009.
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Zombie Futurism

A trend or approach in contemporary technology-based art characterized by the uncritical and repetitive use of new technologies, resulting in works that prioritize style, novelty, and commercial appeal over substance, depth, and innovation.
The gallery's latest exhibition was criticized for its zombie futurism, showcasing pieces that seemed more like tech demos than thought-provoking art.
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zombie app

An unwanted app, usually pre-installed by the manufacturer, that cannot be uninstalled or disabled no matter how much the user attempts to get rid of it.
Zombie in the sense of "undead".
See also bloatware.
by fayefujiko July 27, 2017
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zombie app

A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.

Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.

They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
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Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020
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