let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021

Book Whore

Someone who is obsessed with books, would go as far as sucking dick and developing weird fetishes for books.

"Dude, Jenny is obsessed with books."
"I know, right? she's such a book whore!"

by The Autistic Flamingo May 4, 2019

Book Perv

Someone who gets a sense of euphoria from smelling books, similar to a junkie searching for crack

Melissa sneaks into book stores just to smell the pages, she's been banned from many places, don't get me started on what happened at the library... she's such a book perv

by Dr. Wabby McWaberston May 11, 2024

Book

Go read a book instead of looking at urban dictionary get smart get a job and get your homework done

Dan: aren’t we supposed to be doing homework

Bill: no we just gonna look up book in the urban dictionary

Dan: well I can tell you the definition of book right now

Bill: I DONT CARE DAN

Dan: I’m sad

Bill: SHUT UP DAN

by ANSWER NOT SHOWN October 29, 2018

Prechapter Book

A children’s book that is between a picture book and a chapter book in size and word count.

Evan graduated from picture books to prechapter books!

by Pika Bunny August 22, 2018

books

books are so horrible, especially when you are forced to read them. only loners and people who aren't vaccinated read books. books definitely don't make you much smarter because its overwhelming and THE most boring thing to ever do. while you're reading a book you're probably thinking about something else and then not even know what you just read. they are a waste of time.

"the last thing that i will ever choose to do for fun is read books."

by urnotfunny April 28, 2020

Business end of the phone book

The spine or binding of a large phone book used to bop em.

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book after not checking BC01 for metal

by Tight lipped tommy May 31, 2024