Tom kat

A punk that acts like a stray cat. Undomesticated and uncombed.

Damn, check out that tom kat in the disco ball leather..over by the gutter!

by Baugus December 4, 2012

tom cawte

TOM CAWTE IS AN ABSOLUTE UNIT, BASICALLY GOD. I WOULD SELL MY FIRST BORN CHILD TO BE TOM CAWTE.

I just saw Tom Cawte kick a puppy down the stairs, I think it might be dead.

by Benjamin Shapiro November 6, 2018

The Tom Brady

When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son

Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it

by Septictank69 January 11, 2020

Tom Gorgan

A big pleb who has a 1 mm long penis and cant pleasure anyone. Thinks hes good but hes actually shit at life.

"I hate that guy he must be a Tom Gorgan"

by Memer420Blazemmeeeemmmeee July 7, 2016

mmmm Tom

This phrase is a prayer given to his holy divine Tom.

Me: I see Tom “mmmm Tom”
Tom: bows in my direction
Me: *nuts*

by Gdhdjjsb October 12, 2018

Tom hiddleston

Tom hiddleston the hottest Brit out there

Tom hiddleston is so hot

by Hiddlestons_therapysesh June 15, 2021

tom shroomery

An extreme form of Douchebaggery carried out under the influence of hallucenagens such and lsd and shrooms.

The young man was accused of tom shroomery when his parents house was found trashed and all the expensive champagne was found dumped in the hot tub.

by the goof September 8, 2008