7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
by I look like a bookshelf August 07, 2023
when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
by Broooogaan November 27, 2010
The best girlfriend is mine. She's perfect the way she is and I love her with all my heart, I'd die for her.
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3
by The one u'll always love <3 September 04, 2021
Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend
Guy 2: What did you buy her?
Guy 1: make up
Guy 2: nice...
Guy 2: What did you buy her?
Guy 1: make up
Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 25, 2017
this is @myshotaro also known as maki on twitter, a famous shotaro stan that has made multiple hit tweets about her boyfriend, osaki shotaro, from nct.
oh, have you seen shotaro’s girlfriend on twitter?
yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
by shotaro osaki October 21, 2020
she is very beautiful and has gorgeous pink hair,, she is so sweet and loves her some brennan !! also known as lavagirl . ♡ .
by lavagirlllll March 06, 2020
A rate type of girlfriend found only when eaten 250 kebabs in anywhere in the region of Memeland, Lithuania.
by FormerMemelanderResident1928 March 05, 2023