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I don't celebrate genocide

An unforgettable direct response to "Merry Christmas" that lets people know you don't celebrate the genocide committed by Christianity by appropriating the Pagan holiday Yule leaving inconsiderate Catholics/Christians defeated, encourages them to stop forcing their religious beliefs on the people who have been negatively impacted by them, reminds them of what their religion is really about, and to learn to respect other people's beliefs and lack of beliefs if they want respect back.
"Merry Christm.."
I don't celebrate genocide!
by idon'tcelebrategenocide December 17, 2022
mugGet the I don't celebrate genocidemug.

I deadass Don't care

When a Guy tells a Woman/girl the same thing over and over Again in hopes of talking to her or impress her, or just being a prick.

Example on discord:

"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"

"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"
"Hey what's Up did You hear That..-"

"YOU Already told me, i deadass Don't care lol"

"I thought we where friends?"

"No we are just on The same server! Stop DM me also... I honestly deadass Don't care"
by RKI kongen January 26, 2020
mugGet the I deadass Don't caremug.

Don't wear fire as a hat

don't wear fire as a hat
by Trikc17 March 13, 2019
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I'd toy don't hoot

"If you don't reach" - one of a million possible f-ups your mobile devices auto-correct and voice-to-text functions create. Many other common autocorrect fails include "ducking" , ive had enough of that bull "shirt", i forgot to bring a "penis" to class again, that street rat is such a "whole", so "hoped" it go?, good "knight" babe, due to unfortunate "circumcisions" yoga class has been canceled tonight.

Damn you phone!
"Yeah I understand the rank but everything I have read on reddit states that I'd toy don't hoot that quest step by season reset then it doesn't count. Does not roll over between seasons"
"WTF are you trying to say right now, Pete?"
by StreetSlangSupreme May 28, 2019
mugGet the I'd toy don't hootmug.

Don't nibble my shoulder

When you're like "AMA GUNNA NIBBLE THAT" SHOULDER" and Liam reply's with "Don't nibble my shoulder"
ME:"AMA GUNNA NIBBLE THAT"
Liam "Don't nibble my shoulder"
by Smallfrysteven June 22, 2016
mugGet the Don't nibble my shouldermug.

don't haytch my mellow

Similar to the old fashioned saying “don’t cramp my style” but it’s cooler, and more hip to say than that old boomer saying
Bob: hey John can I tag along with you to that party on Thursday
John: nah bruh don't haytch my mellow
by Semi Aquatic Bird Society October 13, 2022
mugGet the don't haytch my mellowmug.

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