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sir zombie

Undead creature with no life. It does not need to sleep or eat. Term often used to determine players that play Massive Online Multiplayer Games all day and all night and they dont have enough.
Dude, stop playing this shitty game! You're becoming sir zombie! You need to make some friends
by Anonymouss__ May 3, 2008
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Zombied

When you’re dating someone that works graveyard shift.
She got zombied by that guy on works night shift!
by SwagB9k January 22, 2020
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Zombie

A slang term used by some to denote people or individuals with apparent lack of emotion, morality, empathy and planning, usually beating each other over the head for toilet paper. A highly derogatory term.

The recent occurrence of zombie movies focuses heavily on the problems that irrational, unplanned and volatile individuals have on society, and hense where the modern term comes from.

The term denotes a class division and tension between the two that stems from two defined world orders.

1st: That of the Democratic value of utilitarianism and individual right to govern through elected responsibilities.

2nd: Advent of business wealth and organisation structures as the new influencer of human behaviour.

Currently in it's infant stages as mockery and disbelief at the seemingly irrational behaviours of normal people in group situations.

Cure: Enjoying the pleasures of your own oppertunities. Zen, zoga, planning, cooperation, lateral thinking, bad situational avoidence. Individual persuits of happiness. 'Brains' thinking for your self. Dezombifying through 1.5m social distancing, home issolation and accumulating food stocks to out last zombie state.

'go' zombie
Stay away from the super market those zombies are mascring everything in site, spreading their coronavirus germs everywhere and hording all the toilet paper.

Don't be such a zombie, leave some rolls on the shelf for the next zombie.

That guys a zombie, all he likes doing is hanging around all day, eating, moping, not helping in anyway. He's only knows other zombies, and if shit hit the fan he'd probably eat your face. What a zombie!
by m . March 30, 2020
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zombie cleo

zombie cleo, a kickass girlboss british minecraft youtuber!!!
“i’m gonna watch mumbo jumbo!”

“i’m gonna go watch zombie cleo!”
by sillyraccoongirl September 24, 2023
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Zombie Toast

To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..
Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….
by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 4, 2023
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Zombie Head

A strange drug that is found at the music festival Bonnaroo and probably others. That is blindingly expensive. A man saw a transaction that involved it in 2011 and has been searching for what it is ever since to quell the obsession that has taken over his life.
Yo man have you heard about Zombie Head/?

No man sorry. Damnit I heard a transaction selling/buying it and have been searching for what it is for the past 6 years with no luck... Maybe the insanity it has caused in my life IS Zombie Head?!
by Goldmane May 8, 2018
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Asshole Zombie

A person who walks around with a grumpy and unpleasant facial expression, and very unwelcoming when someone else tries to interact with that person.
Why are there so many asshole zombies in this area?
by anonymous May 12, 2025
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