your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018

your mom

your mom is the thing you came out of and is the thing your freind is fucking

hello i am doing your mom

by braampie October 11, 2022

youre mom

''your mom'' but misspelled

anoying kid: yOurE mOm
normal person: you fucking libtarded ass bitch you didnt even spell it right

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 6, 2022

Your mom

Someone who gave life to you.

Your mom is nice.

by Kenlee elzer April 12, 2022

Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!

Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~

by FOXALENNE December 22, 2022

your mom

something big as fuck

your mom is so big its needs a whole building to sleep

by the falafel man January 6, 2021

Your Mom

A gay bitch

Hey is that Your Mom?
👁️ 👄 👁️

by CATandBEE October 12, 2023