Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010

woman-pocket

noun; slang for vagina

I want to have sex with your woman-pocket.
I want to put my dick in your woman-pocket.

by No Condom John October 7, 2009

Hawk-Woman

Female version of a Wing Man.

Karla I need you to be my Hawk-Woman. I really need help with this girl.

by Marty McPie August 22, 2010

gizz trough woman

A woman who eats gizz like a pig eats out of a trough. Usualy leaving greasy smears on her cheeks afterwards.

The asin chick from Full Metal Jacket is such a gizz trough woman

by Fatasslazyman March 30, 2009

woman-mountain

Opposite of man-mountain, a very muscular, or obese, or both, woman.

Look at the woman-mountain over there with the thunder thighs!

by pentozali May 20, 2014

Woman help

When you're moving a large object, and the other person kind of just touches the other end without actually lifting, or putting their hands close to the object as if trying to somehow move it with their mind.

Gee, thanks for the woman help...I think I got it from here...

by ';ljm';jm';j';j';k' November 28, 2015