by Diego420.69 June 25, 2020

He/she kept trying to tell people around him/her that he/she was a shark with razor sharp teeth and huge jaws, but really they knew that the guy/girl was the great white whale of snitches.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.
- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.
by JoeBerry November 25, 2019

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. The scientific name for this rare breed of whale is a ‘Benji’ whale. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown you.
by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

When you put your hands on your partners ass and yell "I'M WHALING ON THE MOON" . Commonly done after injecting 30 pots
I'M Whaling on the moon.
by Resiean November 5, 2014

"Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."
"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
by Ingledink January 19, 2012
