Taming the whale

Chatting up a fat person

Look at him, he's Taming the whale!

by Tom Mck March 13, 2008

Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020

Mud whale

When you’re in the prone bone position and your significant other arches their back and releases a bowel movement on your penis as you or they ejaculate

Do you think Angela has ever given a guy the mud whale?

by Chickentendies May 15, 2018

whale

A slang term for individuals who are so addicted to video games that they deplete their entire life savings to continue gaming. This term underscores the extreme dedication some gamers have to their hobby, often at the expense of their financial stability.

After selling his car and draining his savings, Jake became a whale, fully immersed in his gaming world and oblivious to the consequences.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Whale watching

When the girls vagina squirts so much asif a whale was spraying from its blow hole.

Bro I heard you went whale watching yesterday

by Alohaxmahea February 10, 2017

Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

by Sickasfrick October 13, 2015

Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024