It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

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first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

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Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

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Woman Hurter

An individual who hurts women, regularly, or irregularly, in any capacity. Hurting a woman can take on various forms: Physical, emotional, mental, ect. It's up to the woman to decide if she has been hurt by the Woman Hurter. Usually accompanied by the phrase "It's fine," as stated by the woman.

Doctor Toasty is a regular Woman Hurter, frequently hearing the women he hurts brush aside his actions and words for the sake of avoiding conflict.

by LoneFoxDumas July 31, 2023

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