Turgle

To have one's phone die unexpectedly while talking.

"Damn, Tory just turgled. We were in the middle of a riveting conversation."

by likeomgitstyy August 24, 2011

Turkey Titties

The pectorals of an over weight male that buldge to look like the breasts of a woman. These "titties" come from a diet that is over consisting of meats..or that of meat substances.

Can also be used to describe one who eats too much on thanksgiving

1. Damn nick...your turkey titties are bigger than my girlfriends actual tits.

2.Your turkey tits are so big that you could fill a C cup.

3. You gonna watch what you eat this thanksgiving turkey tits?

by Tony Morien December 16, 2005

turkey baster

Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.

You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)

by kinkasaur November 13, 2006

turkey drop

n. A traditional act of charity during the Thanksgiving season, whereby you "drop off" a frozen "turkey" to some organization (like the Salavation Army), which then redistributes to the poor.

Mike’s Pharmacy has scheduled the fourth annual Turkey Drop today to benefit the Salvation Army.

by Cliff June 17, 2003

6-8 slice of turkey

to insert a 6-8 inch "knife" to cut the turkey (womans asshole)

"She looks like she needs a 6-8 slice of turkey"

by rogin October 5, 2006

Turkeyneck

1. A turkey's neck

2. One who says:
a) "Hi guys, how ya doin'"
b) "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
c) *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
d) "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"

Me: "Hi Bruce - how are you?"
Turkeyneck: "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
Me: "err... yeah, fine"
Turkeyneck: *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
Me: "Yes Bruce, for the 23rd time today"
Turkeyneck : "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"
Me: "....Indeedy"

by Glen-Mens May 14, 2006

Stuffing the Turkey

gettin it on, poppin ur cherry, sexual intercourse lololololol

hey where were u last nite
o i was stuffin the turkey with taht fineee girl

by Treyvon October 26, 2003