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Trump Yahtzee 

When the President tells the exact same lie 5 times in a row
Wait, he just said that was the largest inauguration crowd ever for the 5th time today!

Trump Yahtzee!!!
Trump Yahtzee by Urban humor October 13, 2017

trump troll 

A person who is incapable of rational thought but feels the need to post trump propaganda without any ability to check it fir factuality. Will defend position with cursing and threats. Displays ignorance, racism and disdain for humanity.

Blames their life problems on liberals and immigrants, esprcially people of color.
Had to block one if my best friends from high school, he’sbecome a trump troll.
trump troll by robgobblin February 10, 2019

Trump Delusion Syndrome

When someone is so blindly supportive of lying politicians like Donald Trump that anything they do is automatically good or part of some greater plan no matter how bad it is or how often he lies about it or changes his position on it. They can no longer tell right from wrong, fact from fiction or puppet from patriot. Eventually they become so delusional they say things that are totally deranged
Normal person: Did you hear Trump handed over our nuclear codes to Putin?
Delusional person: That is a good thing
Normal person: How is that a good thing?
Delusional person: I don't know but if a lying politician like Trump did it then it must good
Normal person: You better see a Doctor, you have Trump Delusion Syndrome (TDS) so bad you've become deranged.

Trump baby 

Any child that was unfortunate enough to be born during the rein of Mr President Donald Trump.
Person a:That kid is racist!

Person b:... he's a trump baby.
Trump baby by Wassermelone19 November 18, 2016
when you put on to much spray tan than you turn orange
dude she used to much fake tan man she has got a trump tan
TRUMP TAN by BILLYBOOB69 January 20, 2017

Trump Supporter 

Use your calculated IQ to find your intelligence ranking

150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!