touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.

She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her

by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016

I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes

(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean

by Corra_bro January 31, 2025

National touch tongue day

On 12th of April it touch tongues day so just go up to a friend and touch tongues

Hey it’s national touch tongue day! Wanna touch tongues?

by Sara woodlands April 11, 2019

somebody touch my SPAGET

The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped

Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!

*see somebody touch my spaget video*

by VascoSozinhoEmCasa January 8, 2018

touch stubs

touch stubs are the things you use to grab objects. Another word for them is "Fingers"

Amethyst: Peridot what are these? *Wiggles fingers
Peridot: Touch stubs

by Hoi!Temmie #100 May 15, 2016

Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside

You need to touch grass bro

by chayecharsi July 27, 2022

Duke Touch

A magical touch given to enemies by Joshua Lane Duke

I just gave that guy the Duke Touch

by BEH2093 December 3, 2024