Tom Holland

The literal cutest, kindest, sweetest and talented smol bean in the entirety of the universe.

Tom Holland just breathed and the whole world went crazy.

by uneducated swine July 4, 2019

Peeping Tom

A tom that peeps

ah a PeePINg ToM

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

tom cotter

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i hate tom cotter

by arasrrqsss October 10, 2019

The Tom Brady

When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son

Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it

by Septictank69 January 11, 2020

Tom white

A pasta loving bafoon who eats nothing but sweets, pasta and bread. And the occasional chunk of tree bark

Person 1: Hey guess who’s eating pasta?
Person 2: Tom white?

Person 1: you bet it

by Cosycommonroom January 28, 2020

Captain Tom

When you can’t quite push out the Alabama hot pocket to your girl like an old man who fits knighted for walking

I tired to Alabama the Mrs last night but captain Tom got in the mix

by Windsor Disgruntled May 27, 2020

Tom Brady

A literal absolute Chad. He makes all men question their sexuality. And the only two names you should name your child

Tom: Did you see Tom Brady last night?
Brady: What a man! A Greek god!

by SuperDuperCoolBoy June 18, 2020