It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

Woman

1. An overplayed song by Doja Cat

2. Adult Human Female

3. A Misogynistic Misspelling of Wombyn

1)

Did you hear that song "Woman"?

Yeah, it's all over the radio
2)
I was in the women's bathroom.
3)
I am not a woman, I am a W-O-M-B-Y-N and I'm proud!

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

Woman

A quality or state of being womanly, which originate from one’s mind due to a complex neuroendocrine process that usually, but not exclusively, corresponds to the genetic features of having the xx chromosome.

Matt: Woman is a biological state.

Lawrance: No Matt, female is a biological state. Womanhood is a mental state.

by Lawrance of Arabia June 24, 2022

Woman

1). The singular version of "women."
2). A very intelligent, exceptional, and beautiful human being who I love very dearly.

"Alpha male": Women are useless and belong in the kitchen.
Everyone (you included): Shut up. You're just insecure because you don't know how to preform basic live skills such as cooking and cleaning, so you label them as a "woman's job" to feel better about yourself. Then you sit on your ass and start a podcast and spew nonsense that other weird freaks can listen and agree with.

Example
Bald man: I MAN. I BIG. I STRONG. WOMEN WEAK. WOMEN FRAGILE. I ABOVE WOMEN. (He's wrong)

by Mr. Clean's side chick December 27, 2023

khatumo woman

A Khatumo woman is a woman of the Reer-Darawiish clan

She's a khatumo woman

by Bobbystrurrew January 24, 2024