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A Randy West Dilemma

When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
by RobJeremy December 21, 2020
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Wild West Crotch

When your ballsack becomes as dry as a Popeyes biscuit and your sack scrunches up like a deflated ball.
Person 1: Ah fuck I got Wild West crotch
Person 2: Damm that sucks
by Zebulon720 October 9, 2023
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West Menlo Park

An unincorporated town in between Menlo Park and Atherton. The main street it touches is Alameda De Las Plugas. There is an elementary school, a few restaraunts, and other buildings with services. It used to be a neighborhood for the working class that worked for the people of Atherton, however nowadays its very expensive like most of silicon valley. Also called West Menlo
"You tryna go to plantation deli in West Menlo Park?"

"They closed down years ago goofy"

"fr? theres nothing to do in West Menlo Park lets just go to Palo Alto or Sharon hills park"
by alarm-clock January 11, 2023
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near west side

An up and coming neighborhood in Chicago that is home to the annual fathers day party at touhy-herbert park. Lots of really cool dudes and dudettes live there.
Were you on the near west side this weekend? I saw your snaps and it looked like it was offdachain!
by Cleendawg September 1, 2017
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West Virginia paver

Did you see the ass on that guy! He must be a West Virginia paver!
by Galon August 17, 2018
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West Middle School

Middle school in Maryland,

One of the english teachers talks about her ex husband and one of the music teachers seems like he's high during class.

7/10
"Dude! Don't you go to West Middle School?!"

"*Que intense stare*"
by sirendoesomestuf December 6, 2021
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Welcome to West Virginia

to describe a unusual event that is considered normal in the state of West Virginia.
" Why is there a bunch of crack lying in piles?"
"Welcome to West Virginia"
by Chili Bobsleds. February 6, 2022
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